The Fighter

"I do it to keep my promise, to protect my troll bros from mods, asslickers(mod wannabees), and fail trolls. There are three different people in kong….trolls=guerillas users=civilians and mods=government. All trolls love ruining a chat, that is true, i love doing it too, but trolling has more to it. I love the fact that we are the ONLY ones to rebel against mods, to not give a shit if we get silenced or even perma. banned.The thing about a troll is we keep coming back. If you are interested in discussing this with me more, check with my original account wackymunkiman. THIS IS WHY I TROLL, TROLL MAFIA IS HERE TO STAY!!"

Does this sound like fail to you? Well, these are the words of some random noob called Wacky4life. This guy fails so hard, he reveals at least 3 things that would get him
ban-hammered. Trolling, Admiting to using alt, Trolling on alt, and much more. This noob was easy to pwn, and the honors went to our comrade Pobelt with this post:

Sounds like a movie.
“In the war torn regions of Africa, where children are brainwashed and forced to fight in wars… there is one.One who chooses to fight.One who does it for justice.His name is.. wacky4life.A part of the Guerrilla Institutional Massacre Program (GIMP), he rebels against the government officials mods for one reason.He protects his family.He and his troupe of guerrilla warfare soldiers in the GIMP fight mercilessly to protect their families who are unfairly persecuted by the dictator, Mugabe the New Order of Africa only referred to as…the admins.
6.9.09
‘The Fighter’
Rated PG-13 for intense action scenes, use of alcohol, and sensual moments.

Haha! Troll epicly pwned, his perma is coming soon :)

The 9,000 Hitler Fail.

More trouble in the OT. A possible /B/tard named Plui had attempted to crash Kong by a poor attempt at the 9,000 Hitler Post. The 9,000 Hitler post, or the crasher, if posted enough and correctly could be fatal to a computer or even the site for a short time. He had only posted an estimate of 500, which is far from enough to do any damage. This topic was locked shortly after creation and never gained much hype. Kong has once again repressed the scum of the earth known as /B/

The Goatse Scandal

Yesterday, one of the more known trolls; ZhangJiao3, had shocked an unprepared Kong community. This troll had posted a direct link to a shock site known as goatse. Goatse, as many of our fellow users know or now know, is a picture that can only be described as this: "For the people who might want to know what’s there, It’s an arse, of a man.’Nuff said"-Falonefal.
Dont believe that this is true? Here is the shock of some of our comrades:

XightP- ITS A TRAP! ITS GOATSE!!

Falonefal- DON’T CLICK THAT!!!FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Hokage4354- ITS A TRAP!

UzumakiNaruto- OH, lawd, thank God for computer lag. Why the hell did I even try to click on a link from ED?

Xubnormal- Owch, my eyes. It really WAS a trap. 0.o

GooGooglyeye- Oh my dear goodness. My adolescent mind was not ready for that.

Dctaco12 (Me)- AHH!!! MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!!!!!1111

Of course, this was an occasion of many lulz. But our mod Valkyrie finally gave the troll our famous banhammer.

The O RLY Factor

The Off-topic Council thread has gotten much attention lately. People are still unsure who has the positions, and it has been flooded with applications.
The games have lost their frontpage titles, and the OT has been flooded with minor threads.
Their have also been a large number of bumps.
Someone (who’s name shall remain anynomous), bumped a thread from 2 years ago!
In other news, a few sign-ups have been posted semi-recently.
So check that out.
Also, the new name of this article is “The O RLY Factor.”
Flyingman is a co-writer, as well.
And that concludes The O RLY Factor.
-Written by pokarnor

The O RLY Factor

In the OT News, not much has happened recently.The Kong Khronicle has gotten lots of attention (Ironically).Someone also made a thread about “Which is better, Runescape or Kongregate,” which received alot of arguement.In not-as-recent news, Minnakht has been banned from the game “King of the Hill.”Other than that, the OT’s been pretty quiet lately.

-Article written by pokarnor